- Gryffindor - Amy Poehler - “You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart”
- Slytherin - Tina Fey - “Or perhaps in Slytherin, You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends.”
- Hufflepuff - Jimmy Fallon - “You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true, And unafraid of toil”
- Ravenclaw - Seth Meyers - “Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind.”
Here is why I chose to put them in the houses that did.